transboba:
- coming up with increasingly ridiculous names for the helmets ( ranges from ‘buckets’ to ‘sunbonnets’ to ‘plastoid teacups’
- ( with a completely straight face, directly to general kenobi ) help me obi juan whoever the fuck you are you’re my only ho
- this is so funny you look JUST like my brother
- * holds up droid head * roG er RO g er
- just wait until the senate hears about this
- leaving dog treats in wolffe or dogma’s bunks
- well, as you know, back on kamino, we’re trained to [insert something absurd]
- oh, yeah, jedi master Bofades Nõtze
- (while eating ration bar) finally some good fucking food
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