fluoride-bomb:

uglythug:

fluoride-bomb:

i just scooted my chair and felt the vibrations in my asshole does this mean im gay

That was just me sending chakra vibrations to your prostate don’t worry about it bro

ok bro vibes received, namaste

indigo-nobility:

THERE HE IS!!!

butler will you also also marry me (artemis u can be the flower girl)

chaoscontrolled123:

hello friends finals are almost over so here are some cruddy artemis fowl sketches colored very cruddily in krita (im so glad to have my laptop back sobs)

i haven’t reread the books in ages and i’ve nEVER drawn these guys before so i’m sorry if they look off but here’s what they’ve always looked like in my head??

y’all if you haven’t read these books go read them they’re so good…. so good

uzumakijou:

meet my boat chicken, boat

https://c-guard.tumblr.com/post/180901535840/audio_player_iframe/c-guard/tumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkf?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_pj0fpeYEcF1vgolkfo1.mp3

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

newkidsonmycock31:

help! my girlfriend keeps saying “we get it, u vape” every time i use my nebulizer for my asthma

help-mywife:

Hey not to imply that this is a competition but Holy shit this is the best submission ever

tuanpumpkins:

@ staff your dumb ass policy has created a new type of b*t, congrats you played yourself!!!!!!

tikkunolamorgtfo:

sammy431:

Hello my fellow Jews – did you know you can use Siri as a dreidel? Because I did not and I am so incredibly pleased to learn this during this lovely Hanukkah season.

😮

horsecrisis:

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)