okay so i think i’ve told you guys this before but my coworker is a lesbian ex nun and for some reason i never asked how she met her wife but today is one of my last days so i asked her and holy shit you guys it’s like a fanfic they met in the convent and decided to escape together im screaming
okay sorry for the wait we were gushing about our fun home tickets like gay nerds but okay so they were ROOMMATES IN THE CONVENT!! what kind of fanfic shit… but anyway so it’s like a dorm room and a curtain is down the middle that separates the roommates from each other. and also i guess in the convent once you’re in your room you’re not allowed to talk? so they would pass each other notes under the curtain and like when lights-out happened at night and the head nun lady went to bed they would sit at the curtain with a spiral notebook and have conversations by just passing the notebook back and forth. so they did this for a few months but they were miserable in the convent and decided that enough is enough so they ran away together and my coworker’s now-wife like left first and then my coworker waited a day and snuck out and they met up at the closest gas station and then a month later they moved in together and they’ve been together ever since like 22 years and honestly if there is a better example of ‘it gets better’ idk what it is
Gunnera manicata, the South American Giant Rhubarb. The plants grow easily to a size of 10’ x 10’, and the inner portions of stalks are edible and apparently used in salads. Single leaves can grow over 5’ in diameter!
I want to be in a giant rhubarb garden pretending to be tiny
danny fenton:
-wears a shirt to the water park
-accidentally uses the womens restroom
-“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify”
-chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit
-is a trans boy
reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”
stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni
the series is literally about him keeping his identity a secret from his parents,believing that if they found out they’d stop loving him as their child and even kill him.
said identity is only known by his closest friends and others in the “community”.
After his college-age sister accidentally walks in on him altering his appearance and thereby learns his identity, she becomes clumsily obsessed with protecting him and being an ally.
Sam was able to disguise herself as him effortlessly.
👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼
Reblog to make trans people feel represented and Elmer Hartman get angry.
Please I just really need everyone to understand that an actual human person presumably looked at this screenshot of R2-D2 and C-3PO from a short-lived 1980s star wars cartoon and Thought They Were Having Sex
Online image moderation is a very poorly cobbled together system. It’s mostly done by folks in very poor countries. They have to look at many hundreds of images per day and quickly approve or disallow them in order to make a living, as it’s piece work. Pennies per X number of images. They may not have much access in their off time to the internet or foreign media to get the context they would need to make fine distinctions between softcore robot porn and a scene from an old cartoon.
One thing they surely know is that error checking is performed by sending the same image to multiple workers. If they all agree with you, things flow smoothly. But if you are too often the odd one out, approving porn or flagging sfw images while the others who looked at it voted the other way, then you’ll be laid off. This probably leads them to be conservative about all judgment calls, in the hope the others looking will do the same, so they can all agree most of the time and all keep their jobs.
I don’t say this to call you out or be a downer, just to let you all know this is how the sausage gets made. This is how we can use the internet for years and only rarely find something truly nasty in our feeds. It’s not thsnks to algorithms. It’s because other humans are looking at it for us. Given how this moderation system just barely works, we should not expect it to get much better any time soon.
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