egg-emperor:

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address 

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

brainplaguerewind:

Tumblr is flagging very obvious SFW images but still allows this butt inflation game to be advertised.

grantairesuggestions:

Liberté, égalité, femme-presenting titté

sergle:

me looking at the thousands of completely sfw posts that tumblr has already flagged

onion-souls:

If we lose WarriorMale, we must place him in the stars as a constellation, to shine down with the heroes and legends

americachavez:

in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website

snakegay:

2015: glitch that basically let people fuck with post formatting and everything looked like this

2018: staff ignored the spambot problem for like years at this point and the app was removed from the app store as a result of the site being absolutely fucking laden with spambots, which finally motivated them to do something about it, resulting in a hastily made protocol to detect bots utterly failing and deleting half of the sites userbase

zerachin:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

bunnrat:

flavinbagel:

jay-of-the-rain:

bogleech:

lifesgrandparade:

Imagine typing out this letter and not stopping halfway and thinking “Hmmm, this makes me sound like the worst human being in the world.”

Holy fucking shit

Some of these old people are so fucking awful.

Gift etiquette?!?!

Prudie’s response is spot-on.

“Millenials are the ‘me’ generation” Ok we can officially get that shit the fuck out of here.

Do y’all realize how selfless it is to make someone something with a gift they gave you? She could have just made a blanket for herself.

She could have made something she could sell, even!

fartgallery:

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”