Speaking of the legality of various nipples… I feel there should be some sort of law against trying to use poorly shaped metal pasties as “no nipple, no problem” armor.
I mean seriously, there is no way those are going to provide any protection in the slightest – they’re actually probably going to increase the harm done.
Pasties should decorative – and if you’re going to have pasties you should pretty them up! Make them sparkly! Put on some tassels! Like these bad boys!
If you’re going to be ridiculous, at least be the entertaining kind – not the sympathy pain and cringe inducing kind.
– wincenworks
Most topical throwback we could think of for this week: female-presenting nipple pasties against male-presenting nipple pasties. Apologies in advance if this post never shows up on you guys’s dashboards because it gets flagged by the dumb Tumblr bot.
The record industry insists that all unauthorized copies represent lost sales. So Peter “brokep” Sunde, co-founder of The Pirate Bay, has built a machine that makes 100 copies per second of Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy,” storing them in /dev/null (which is to say, deleting them even as they’re created).
The machine, called a “Kopimashin,” is globbed together out of a Raspberry Pi, some hacky python that he doesn’t want to show anyone, and an LCD screen that calculates a running tally of the damages he’s inflicted upon the record industry through its use. The 8,000,000 copies it makes every day costs the record industry $10m/day in losses. At that rate, they’ll be bankrupt in a few weeks at most.
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