lafortis:

fizzityuck:

fizzityuck:

the only valid naruto meta is the single use clothing sasuke theory my flatmates came up with after a drunken binge of the chuunin exams

“Single Use Clothing Sasuke” is a complex, multi-layered theory borne of the complex, multi-layered minds of my flatmates. It essentially boils down to the idea that Every Single Thing sasuke wears from the day of the uchiha massacre to the day he leaves the village are entirely different yet identical versions of the same two outfits. He only wears them once and then throws them out.

The idea behind this is based on the implications that a) sasuke lives alone in the uchiha compound which is intended to be lived in by hundreds of people, b) he was not cared or provided for in any way by the village adults after the massacre, and c) there are entire city blocks of empty uchiha houses full of free shit just sitting there, ESPECIALLY clothing.

Theory is as follows: sasuke, clearly unable to do his own laundry because he’s 12 and a moron, spends four years of his life using the abandoned clothes that previously belonged to the children in the uchiha clan as disposable clothing and there’s a landfill in Konoha somewhere just full of black playsuits.

Companion theory “One-Shirt Uzumaki” where naruto owns exactly one (1) set of clothing that he furiously hand washes every night at 1am.

you know what this is pretty plausible actually all things considered

hoktril:

hoktril:

why aren’t aces allowed to have fun w their identity without being made fun of

i thought i was done w this but i’m actually annoyed now? you guys preach that “cringe culture” is dead but then when asexuals make jokes meant for them/other aces, you guys act like that was never a statement y’all made???

every other orientation is allowed to joke like that but tbh it seems like as soon as aces make their own jokes and funny comments about themselves and their community, you guys suddenly drop what you do to be like “lmao look at this guy”. it’s really upsetting, especially when the jokes are harmless (and most of the time the harmful ones are obviously trolls or kids who don’t know better) and silly you all literally shit over yourselves to make fun of people who are just… celebrating their orientation.

this isn’t about inclusion/exclusion anymore, it’s just you guys being assholes.