Tag: bionicle

Jaller’s Guide to Being A Toa

paladin-official:

ghost-mantis:

ask-toa-hahli:

attackboss6:

crystaltoa:

ghost-mantis:

crystaltoa:

1. Ask yourself, “What would Tahu do in this situation?”

2. Now don’t do that.

3. Takanuva will always wander off and get into trouble, tie something heavy to his leg to keep him from wandering.

4. Things always explode when Nuparu is involved, approach with extreme caution.

5. You can always trust a crab. Even with a rocket launcher.

6. If Nupuru is the one to explode approach with extreme compassion.

7. If approaching a matoran home. Duck. Otherwise you’re paying for home repairs.

8. Hahli does what she wants

9. The ocean is horrible and the mask of life is an asshole. Trust neither.

10. The Turaga are probably lying, even if it’s to protect you. Corner Takanuva and Nokama to get the truth.

11. Hand the crab more rocket launchers. If possible locate more crabs to load with more launchers. There is only one step, and it is crab.

12. Takanuva will inevitably release himself and plot a payback prank, make up a fake adventure to distract him

ghost-mantis:

And lo, Mata Nui instructed Dume to send his Vahki to cleanse Metru Nui of all sin and inefficiency. But Dume didn’t want to spend time on programming or moderators, so he had Nuparu cobble together a shoddy recognition code to flag anything looking remotely like smuggling or idle workers. 

Sadly, the Vahki flagged and destroyed all the Po-Matoran, because they were dune colored. 

Takua was untouched because his colors had been slightly altered and the filter couldn’t recognize him.

Spite is learning a second language no one knows and only speaking that so your friends have to work to understand you.

changelingsrule:

That is Literally what Nuju does in bionicle. When introduced he is a wise old man figure who speaks the language of birds and requires a translator.

Later in a prequel story arch its revealed he spoke the same language as everyone else perfectly fine, but out of spite stopped. Afterwards he only spoke one word in their language once and it was more or less as an ominous foreboding message.