what are these guys? we got checkers, check, and- and card games… this- ffffffucking Homestuck. I’m so fucking tired. like i know homestuck includes many things but- i also know toby fox. i know this motherfucker will put fucking homestuck references everywhere he goes.
[later] [dialogue] [bucket appears] [silence]
i-
I’m sorRY? is tha– i-
i- i would love to continue the game, but- toby…. toby, is that- is that a BUCKET? with a SPADE ON IT?? excuse me??
excuse me? EXCUSE ME?!?
*sobbing*
why did you do this to me- whydyouthistome
people talk about human brain-monkey brain-
there’s my HOMESTUCK BRAIN that just- keeps getting poked at by fuckingTOE-BEE FOX? and his stupid-ass fucking HOMESTUCK REFERENCES?
i think im a free man- you know, you wake up, you think youre a free man, you think your life can carry on just the right way– and then you play fucking…. this fucking g a m e
and you’re reminded that you will never. EVER be free.
cguard 