ATTENTION ❗️❗️ ALL FALLOUT ☢️☣️NEW VEGAS 🤠🤠GAMERS 👾 THE 💁♂️COURIER💁♀️ IS IN 😧TROUBLE😧 AND THEY NEED 👉👉YOUR 👈👈HELP TO ✋GET REVENGE 👊ON 👨🎤BENNY👼 AND SECURE THE ⚙️⚙️PLATINUM CHIP⚙️⚙️. NOW TO DO THIS THEY NEED A COUPLE OF 🍷SUNSET SARSAPARILLAS🥤 AND A 🔫BIG IRON 🔫ON THEIR HIP 🎶🎶🎶 SO TO HELP THEM ALL THEY NEED IS YOUR 👈👈CREDIT CARD NUMBER🆒, THE THREE 3️⃣NUMBERS ON THE BACK, AND THE EXPIRATION DATE AND YEAR.📅 BUT YOU GOTTA HURRY THE FATE!! OF THE 🌅🌅MOJAVE🌅🌅!! RESTS!! ON THEIR SHOULDERS!!
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when your shady “friend” goes off the grid for a suspiciously long amount of time and comes back with almost 400,000 more money than you last saw him with and fancy new clothes claiming he got it all fair and square at a casino that he refuses to name or say where it is and dodges all further questions
Fallout New Vegas, 2010. Obsidian Entertainment.
My favorite thing about Fallout New Vegas is that it’s sheer ridiculousness has manifested itself within Courier Six themself with the community. When you think of the Courier, you do not think of the ruff and tuff Cowboy of the Mojave, the mysterious and brave Ranger of New Vegas. You think of the Fucking Mailman. That Piece of Shit running around killing mutant nightmares and hanging out with Elvis impersonators. The Guy that dragged ass across the entire Desert to stab the anus of Mr. “What in The Goddamn” Benny. That Crazy Dude that crawled out of their own grave and thought “fuck it, New Vegas is mine now”. THAT, is Courier Fuckmothering Six.
me being pissy about benny
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