zenyatta:

roadhogsbigbelly:

How the hell can zenyatta ever get a cinematic when two of his main abilities don’t even fucking exist

zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

agenthill:

agenthill:

tumblr fucking killed ana amari a second time with its new update

anything w the word ana is flagged as nsfw bc of anorexics c. 2011

nsfw tags are all unviewable bc nsfw/sfw toggle got deleted

anything with ana in it is now unsearchable

shes fucking dead lads

szkieleton:

fatdemoman:

thok-ast-thok:

honestly the “overwatch as futuristic WWE” theory explains so much about the game:

• the implausible backstories
• the stage names
• the exaggerated personae
• how nobody’s origin story actually seems to impact who they fight
• the highly specific and long-running rivalries
• the nonsensical timeline
• how half the cast has “died” and then come back
• how it’s never clear what anyone’s actually fighting for

and nothing blizzard does in-universe can disprove it because it’s all part of the narrative

@overwatch 

charmander:

It’s really funny to me how Overwatch gives the tip of “oh a well-balanced team is more likely to win!!!!!!!!” but you look at their character select screen and it’s like

mercynerfs:

can’t believe lucio got his own cereal before he got lore