maulusque:

clone meme: saying things like “I wasn’t engineered for this” or “this is not within my design specs” or “this is going to void my warranty” when faced with inconvenient tasks that you don’t want to do or unpleasant situations you’d rather not be in

Cody, from behind a mountain of paperwork: I wasn’t engineered for this

Rex, after Ahsoka and Anakin threw him off a fucking wall: pretty sure that voided my warranty

Hardcase, when Rex puts him on custodial duty: this is not within my design specs, sir

Fives, when Krell points his lightsaber at him: watch out, sir, you don’t want to void my warranty

Boil, with Numa climbing all over him and pulling his hair: I WAS NOT ENGINEERED FOR THIS

Kix, sitting down in the mess hall and looking at the rations on his tray: this is going to void my warranty

Rex, 10,000% done, eight hours into a battle and muttering under his breath while shooting droids: “I wasn’t engineered for this shit”

Cody, overhearing him on the comms: YES you WERE

Aayla, to Bly: Commander, did anyone ever tell you you have beautiful eyes?

Bly, internally shutting down: thIS Is nOT WIThin my dESIGn spECS

aspiringwarriorlibrarian:

Okay but the often overlooked line “Oh my father didn’t fight in the clone wars, he was a navigator on a spice freighter.” becomes so much funnier when you realize that spice in this universe is slang for drugs. And it’s not like this was something added later in the Expanded Universe, Han’s in trouble with Jabba because of his “spice” shipments. So Owen canonically told his nephew that his father was a drug dealer and Luke was just like “oh, just that? boring.”.