punsintensify:

trinklied:

I don’t want to give people the impression that Venom (2018) is like a Thor: Ragnarok or something.

A lot of what the critics are saying is true – about the plot, the pacing, the…everything really – and yet

When a sweaty Tom Hardy tears open a bag of frozen tater tots and just starts pouring them into his mouth, while an alien symbiote screams ‘HUNGRY!’ and then makes him eat chicken out of the trash…

I’m sitting there feeling like yes, 10/10, movie of the year, give that man an Oscar

Finally, a protagonist who represents the people.

andthwip:

Honestly my favorite part about Venom was the budding friendship/respect between Eddie and Venom. Some of my favorite things:

  • Venom calling Eddie a loser in the beginning and admitting that he is a loser on his own planet later.
  • Venom telling Eddie that he has changed his mind about Earth bc of Eddie.
  • Eddie asking for help when he knows he’s out of his depth in a situation??
  • “Mask” “Copy”
  • “Parasite???” “It’s a term of endearment!” “APOLOGIZE!!”
  • Venom respecting that Eddie has feelings for Anne!
  • On that note ^^ Venom literally has Eddie confront those feelings bc he knows Eddie might die!
  • Eddie taking into consideration what Venom wants to eat!
  • Eddie teaching Venom the difference between bad and good people!!

Their relationship becomes so healthy and considerate?? 10/10

shadowy-dumbo-octopus:

Just came back from “Venom.”

  1. WHAT AN AMAZING FUCKING MOVIE
  2. Y’ALL THIRSTY FUCKERS ARE SO VALID
  3. I love how Venom ends up being Eddie’s wingman at some point and is totes cool with him wanting Annie back.
  4. “She’s ours now.” OT3????????
  5. Cause V and Eddie totally have a Thing going on like.
  6. Evil Venom is OUT. Chaotic Neutral “tater tots” Venom is IN.
  7. I love how they are both losers in their respective worlds so they joined powers to be awesome.
  8. I also loved V roasting the shit outta Eddie.
  9. GOD PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE VENOM HOODIES FOR SALE SOMEWHERE ON THIS PLANET.
  10. Such a good movie y’all. 10/10. Gonna raid the tumblr and AO3 tags rn.

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blind0bserver:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

we all make fun of the scene where eddie brock makes out with the symbiote but lets be real if we were in the same position we would do the exact same thing 

the symbiote titties i can take or leave so long as the big toothy grin and long tongue and voice stay i’ll make out with that slime monster all day all night long and i dont want to hear any judgement from the members of the peanut gallery. people that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones at me while i’m making out with the horrifying alien slime face growing out of my abdomen 

Exactly how much of what you’re describing is actually in this movie

literally every single bit of it