I don’t want to give people the impression that Venom (2018) is like a Thor: Ragnarok or something.
A lot of what the critics are saying is true – about the plot, the pacing, the…everything really – and yet
When a sweaty Tom Hardy tears open a bag of frozen tater tots and just starts pouring them into his mouth, while an alien symbiote screams ‘HUNGRY!’ and then makes him eat chicken out of the trash…
I’m sitting there feeling like yes, 10/10, movie of the year, give that man an Oscar
ok but that little girl interrupted Carlton Drake to ask a question and Drake took the opportunity to explain to the other kids how people will try to silence you yada yada BUTshe never got to ask her fucking question
we all make fun of the scene where eddie brock makes out with the symbiote but lets be real if we were in the same position we would do the exact same thing
the symbiote titties i can take or leave so long as the big toothy grin and long tongue and voice stay i’ll make out with that slime monster all day all night long and i dont want to hear any judgement from the members of the peanut gallery. people that live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones at me while i’m making out with the horrifying alien slime face growing out of my abdomen
Exactly how much of what you’re describing is actually in this movie