Tag: venom
ヴェノムのムビチケと特典が届いた!巻き付くベロ付きフィギュア可愛い♥
とりま音波ちゃんと光波ちゃんが餌食に…
This is it. This is the movie.
Movie Venom, to his Eddie: Pussy
Comic Venom: no!! don’t be mean!!!
Movie Venom, coiling around his Eddie: Pussy trashbag host
Comic Venom: No!!!!!!
Movie Eddie, not looking up from his phone, to his Venom: Parasite. Brat slime
Comic Eddie, aghast: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
@ critics: i could not care LESS about the narrative arc of venom. it could’ve been written by a predictive text generator and i still would’ve had a BOPPIN time because ALL i ever wanted from an action movie is a musclebound alien nerd and a dumbass running around fucking up fake elon musk
this meme is still relevant right
Can I just say, as great as Venom and Eddie’s relationship was, I appreciated Dan and Anne’s. Dan didn’t fall into the jealous new boyfriend category. Not once did he mistrust Anne about Eddie, showing he was totally comfortable in that relationship and trusted her totally, he was so nice to Eddie instead of telling him to stay away from Anne. It was a healthy relationship dynamic (despite Anne’s possible remaining feelings at the end) and I appreciated it and Dan as a character
Update: I forgot to add, Dan had his priorities right like when he told Anne they needed to talk about what was going on and she said there was nothing going on with her and Eddie and Dan was like ‘no we need to talk about the weird parasite thing that’s unknown to medical science obviously’ and I appreciate that he was focused on the right thing
I think part of what made the Venom movie so palatable to me was the whole situation with Dan and how it was handled as if everyone involved was a Decent Adult Person instead of the heteronormative caricatures we’ve come to expect. Just by being written the way he is, Dan makes my queer ass feel so much safer in indulging in this fandom, and I love him for that!!!
I was prepared for a boatload of second hand embarrassment at the restaurant scene but it was wonderfully resolved when Dan was like “Yes this is my girlfriend’s ex behaving inappropriately in a restaurant but also he’s obviously visibly unwell and I’m a doctor so can we all please calm the fuck down so I can get him to a hospital.”
I finally watched venom and I gotta say I’m surprised I haven’t seen any posts that mentioned either when someone said to Tom Hardy that he was a pain in his ass and he just replied ‘I aim to please’ or the fact that the longest clip in his show’s credits was of a rainbow flag saying ‘resist’
Venom fighting Riot



