thor-lesbian-rights:

Everyone on tumblr rn

cerulean-beekeeper:

amber-kyou:

DAMN GET SOME CLOTHES ON THOSE CATS THINK OF THE CHILDREN

No kITtY NipPLeS oN mY TuMBlR!!!

mormonfacts:

waiting for tumblr to remove the malicious “dashboard” feature

lightingupthereef:

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I’M SCREAMING THIS IS PERFECT OMG THANK U AAAHHHHH

nitramaraho:

like a fine wine

tokai-teio:

staff:

we fucked up

you’re fuck-ups is what you are

zetablarian:

grumpyfaceurn:

zetablarian:

All I know is my dash is 90% more nudity than ever before, now.

we got no jobs, no future, no planet or economy or society that haven’t been fucked up by the generations before us, but you know what we have tons of?

Spite.

This is beautiful and true.

beastmac:

tymorrowland:

pylertalma:

worldsworstfather:

now that having basically any image in your posts places you at risk of getting flagged for “sensitive content” by the new algorithms, we’re just going have to start posting our reaction images in text format

bear_grylls_improvise_adapt_overcome.jpeg

chanel_scream_queens_upset_pouting.gif

oprah_shrugging_told_you_so.gif

what about new images?

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christianstepmoms:

If they’re really scanning pornography based on fleshtones furries will inevitably survive the Horny Purge like roaches in a Nuclear Clamity

When Tumblr bans porn, who loses?

aegisaglow:

tatterdemalionamberite:

xenoqueer:

The Vox article that I was interviewed for is up and running, and it contains some serious fuckign information about this whole fiasco.

Information that tumblr just straight up refused to provide to its userbase at all.

Unsurprisingly to those of us watching this website deteriorate over the last year, this full content purge and ban has been in progress for a solid 6 months. The date got moved up because of the child porn thing, but it was always coming for us.

Equally unsurprising: Tumblr’s management and ownership are absolutely destroying the actual staff working on it. The company has been hemoragghing senior staff without so much as a token attempt to keep them in place. So the drops in site quality are real, and wil probably only be getting worse.

Truly astonishing is the fact that apparently this crap was supposed to “double” the userbase by the end of next year. Boy, howdy, that’s not gonna work out well for them.

Verizon delete challenge

I really tried to read this article but they mentioned “female-presenting nipple” in the first paragraph and I started cracking up again